Crop Report

The First Pot Brownie

1ChuckRoy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:42:30 GMT

From the Uncle Nasty Show in Denver - Season 2 of the Crop Report.
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Susan B. Franklin of the Strawberry Banke Community in New Hampshire invented the first pot brownie in order to win the love of P. Edgar Harden III. The rest is retarded.
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The Pricing Index covers NL, Purple Kush and Organic Blueberry all see heavy action at the D.U.C.E.
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Matanoosca Thunderfuck

1ChuckRoy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:45:55 GMT

* * * * * * Matanoosca Thunderfuck
New guidelines in calling your dealer. Ordering on the Doubles (10am-12pm) should ease girlfriend relations.
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The Pricing Index - well, Chuck Roy sings. Must be that Matnoosca Thunderfuck is here..
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Tune in to 106.7 FM KBPI Afternoons (kbpi.com) for the Uncle Nasty Show and fresh Crop Reports. PotCast videos at youtube.com/cropreport.
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This episode by Your Logo Here and Urinsurance.net

Scary Story

1ChuckRoy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:41:41 GMT

- An old joke retwisted. Chuck Roy narrates a very scary Halloween Crop Report.
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Visit a haunted house in Morison, CO with a ghost that cries, "If this log rolls over we will all be dead."
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Written by Chuck Roy. Edited by Matt Need
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Tune in to 106.7 FM KBPI Afternoons (kbpi.com) for the Uncle Nasty Show and fresh Crop Reports. PotCast videos at youtube.com/cropreport.
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Farming By The Moon

1ChuckRoy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:35:16 GMT

Pot growers us an ancient farming technique to grow pot. Chuck Roy investigates.
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The Apartment with Three Joshes plants by the zodiac signs. Chuck Roy reports on all the details, including zodiac charts and dealer/buyer etiquette.
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The Pricing Index brought to you by Honest Abe House of Wind Farms
Kind bud prices are steady while pretendakind and dirt weed prices reveal a lack of low end crop reporters.
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Tune in to 106.7 FM KBPI Afternoons (kbpi.com) for the Uncle Nasty Show and fresh Crop Reports. PotCast videos at youtube.com/cropreport. Antiquated social networkers at myspace.com/cropreport
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Pot Prices Fall

1ChuckRoy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:30:50 GMT

From the Uncle Nasty Show in Denver - Season 2 of the Crop Report.
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The Season opens with prices dropping at the Denver Underground Commodities Exchange (D.U.C.E.). Guest Mary Armstrong, from the Underground Chamber of Commerce (U.C.C.) explains why wholesale prices are not felt at the consumer level.
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The Pricing Index covers kind buds in Parker and, Greeley as well as pretendakind pricing.
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Tune in to 106.7 FM KBPI Afternoons (kbpi.com) for the Uncle Nasty Show and fresh Crop Reports. PotCast videos at youtube.com/cropreport. Antiquated social networkers at myspace.com/cropreport
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